December 2011
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What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a...
ghostoftheunknown:
The Rottweiler eventually lets go.
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David Bader- from Haikus for Jews
Is one Nobel Prize so much to ask from a child after all I’ve done?
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“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” -Groucho Marx
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Joe Mande Explains the Holidays- Conan O'Brien →
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“I’ve never been an intellectual but I have this look.”
– Woody Allen( he might be your local pedobear, but he is sure funny.)
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In Honor of Boxing Day: "Only a Civil Question"
Once Benny Leonard, famous lightweight champion of the world, was on his way to a bout in Chicago in the company of his manager, Billy Gibson. As dusk was approaching, the door of their pullman car opened and and a huge, muscular-looking fellow came in. Looking belligerently to the right and left, he called out in a gruff voice, “Is there a Jew in this car?”
Benny Leonard turned...
walkingg-parad0x:
people have so over done it with the tradition of going to a movie and getting chinese food on christmas. i used to think it was the chillest thing ever, the fact that it seemed like everyone just naturally ended up doing it as their last resort. now they make it all cheesy and forced, updating twitter and facebook to let everyone know how ‘funny’ it is that theyre being sooooo...
Watchbroadwayindie:
What I am doing this Christmas
being a jew on christmas > being a turkey on...
coolstorybr0senberg:
oh boy oh boy do i see the positive aspects of life as they come about.
Zach Kutsher Wants To Make Gefilte Fish Sexy →
The Building of the Synagogue of Chelm
The town of Chełm decided to build a new synagogue. So, some strong, able-bodied men were sent to a mountaintop to gather heavy stones for the foundation. The men put the stones on their shoulders and trudged down the mountain to the town below. When they arrived, the town constable yelled, “Foolish men! You should have rolled the stones down the mountain!” The men agreed this was an...
Q: Is one permitted to ride in an airplane on the Sabbath? A: Yes, as long as your seat belt remains fastened. In this case, it is considered that you are not riding, you are wearing the plane.
